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to the imperious faces that come along with planting his fat ass on the pillow, we have christened this configuration the 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feel like we're interrupting 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is to say that we're now being stalked by multiple pigeons.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-13T19:22:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2017/03/13/on-inaction/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-13T19:17:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/projects/marco/marco-stories/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-13T18:54:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2017/03/02/half-assed-picture-dump-salon-de-lagriculture-2017/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-02T19:52:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2017/02/21/bonus-picture-dump-carnevale-di-venezia/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-21T18:12:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2017/02/20/the-lion-during-carnival/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-20T20:11:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2017/02/15/on-not-going-to-versailles/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-15T18:37:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2017/02/05/not-so-magically-delicious/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-05T15:23:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2017/01/25/malta-the-return/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-25T19:27:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2017/01/12/the-fezzik-chronicles-viii-disorientation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/gallery-wp_20170107_20_29_11_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gallery-wp_20170107_20_29_11_pro</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-11T12:26:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2017/01/11/new-age/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-11T12:22:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2017/01/04/the-fezzik-chronicles-vii-wistfulness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/gallery-dsc_7911.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gallery-dsc_7911</image:title><image:caption>Now the cats are spouting philosophy at us (or regurgitating Bertrand Russell, which is usually the mark of someone who attended at least &lt;strong&gt;one&lt;/strong&gt; of their Philosophy 101 classes): &lt;em&gt;The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted 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all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-19T18:45:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/12/20/today-goose-tomorrow-goose-the-next-day-goose/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-19T18:38:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/12/19/marche-de-noel-bruxelles/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-19T18:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/10/31/when-in-rome/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-12T19:52:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/11/22/the-doge-house/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-12T19:51:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/12/12/polar-stars/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-12T18:41:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/12/04/friendsgiving-as-described-by-vorenus/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-04T12:29:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/11/27/the-fezzik-chronicles-v-resignation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/gallery-dsc_7836.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gallery-dsc_7836</image:title><image:caption>Incidentally, the Chronopost delivery guy now hates us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-27T20:29:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/11/23/bonus-picture-dump-the-lions-of-venice/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-23T18:57:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/11/21/errata-never-posted/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-21T19:50:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/11/11/unmoored/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-11T07:32:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/11/03/dumb-idea-of-the-week-attempting-to-go-to-paris-games-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/gallery-wp_20161030_11_06_48_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gallery-wp_20161030_11_06_48_pro</image:title><image:caption>That line goes back to the left and is more rows that I cared to count deep. The other gates had similar crowds,</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-01T18:00:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/11/02/lost-sheep/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-01T17:53:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/11/01/questions-of-science/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-01T17:29:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/10/28/the-fezzik-chronicles-iv-wrath/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/gallery-wp_20161028_17_16_23_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gallery-wp_20161028_17_16_23_pro</image:title><image:caption>This is new.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-29T23:50:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/09/11/the-fezzik-chronicles-iii-anger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fezzikinparis-20160910-dsc_7218.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160910-dsc_7218</image:title><image:caption>If looks could kill.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-28T15:44:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/08/31/the-fezzik-chronicles-ii-employment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fezzikinparis-20160820-wp_20160820_15_13_18_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160820-WP_20160820_15_13_18_Pro</image:title><image:caption>He certainly &lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt; comfortable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-28T15:44:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/08/30/the-fezzik-chronicles-i-sloth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/blog_header_dsc_7208.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blog_header_DSC_7208</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fezzikinparis-20160828-dsc_7204.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160828-DSC_7204</image:title><image:caption>Fezzik, we need to have yet another conversation about your weight.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-28T15:43:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/10/23/detour-ii-mont-saint-not-quite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/gallery-civilizationvi-2016-10-23-16-41-11-91.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gallery-civilizationvi-2016-10-23-16-41-11-91</image:title><image:caption>Huh.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-23T15:29:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/10/22/detour/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-22T07:02:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/10/02/mykonian-misadventures/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-07T08:14:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/10/07/picture-dump-salon-mondial-de-lautomobile-2016/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-07T08:13:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/10/06/picture-dump-vaux-le-vicomte/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-05T17:30:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/10/05/dumb-idea-of-the-week-going-to-melun/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-05T17:09:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/09/27/digression-technical-difficulties/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-26T18:51:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/09/26/gardens/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-26T18:02:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/09/14/mawwiage/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-14T18:32:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/08/29/intermission-forte-chaleur/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-30T03:45:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/08/28/the-quays-to-the-kingdom/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-28T15:12:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/08/17/interlude-nimes-ii/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-21T06:59:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/08/21/2800/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-21T06:58:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/08/15/existential-angst/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fezzikinparis-20160807-wp_20160807_20_46_59_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160807-WP_20160807_20_46_59_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Fezzik apparently needs a drink. Perhaps two.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-15T18:47:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/08/11/meditation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fezzikinparis-20160810-img_0727.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160810-IMG_0727</image:title><image:caption>The demon cat and the &lt;em&gt;disablement pétillante&lt;/em&gt; water: a match made somewhere on the plains of Baator.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-11T05:32:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/08/04/surprises/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fezzikinparis-20160722-dsc_7071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160722-DSC_7071</image:title><image:caption>So, more than two years later, we discover that our building actually has a bit of a view.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-02T18:57:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/08/02/sulfur-laden-sheep/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-02T18:51:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/08/03/lugdunum/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-02T18:51:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/07/24/blue-skies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fezzikinparis-20160723-wp_20160723_20_54_20_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160723-WP_20160723_20_54_20_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Rage on, little blue octopus. Rage on.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-24T18:51:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/06/23/le-fan-zone/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:42:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/03/23/dumb-idea-of-the-week/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:40:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/05/04/au-revoir-dr-gonzo/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:40:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/05/09/dumb-idea-of-the-week-seizing-the-day/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:40:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/05/12/the/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:40:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/07/02/dumb-idea-of-the-week-going-to-class/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:40:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/07/11/dumb-idea-of-the-week-chilling-the-wine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/20150711-wp_20150711_16_23_43_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150711-WP_20150711_16_23_43_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Oops.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:40:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/08/19/an-awkward-lens/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:40:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/08/31/dumb-idea-of-the-week-burning-up-on-reentree/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:39:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/09/04/fish-beats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fezzikinparis-20150829-img_2410.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20150829-IMG_2410</image:title><image:caption>La Belle Vie Chez Fezzik In Paris</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fezzikinparis-20150829-wp_20150829_19_58_18_pro1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20150829-WP_20150829_19_58_18_Pro</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/blog-header-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blog header--2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fezzikinparis-20150829-wp_20150829_19_58_18_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20150829-WP_20150829_19_58_18_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Deliciously golden-brown fish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fezzikinparis-20150829-wp_20150829_19_51_46_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20150829-WP_20150829_19_51_46_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Cooking fish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fezzikinparis-20150829-wp_20150829_19_45_07_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20150829-WP_20150829_19_45_07_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Freshly Beat Fish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fezzikinparis-20150829-wp_20150829_19_34_14_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20150829-WP_20150829_19_34_14_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Seasoned Fish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fezzikinparis-20150829-wp_20150829_19_22_21_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20150829-WP_20150829_19_22_21_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Deux Truites</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:39:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/09/20/dr-purrito-cupcake-surgeon-m-d-and-apple-pizza/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image4</image:title><image:caption>Apple Pizza</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image3</image:title><image:caption>AVALANCHE!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image2</image:title><image:caption>Can't even tell they had extra appendages at one point. I'm a cupcake plastic surgeon.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:39:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/11/30/ambition/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:39:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/12/23/dumb-idea-of-the-week-another-marche-de-noel/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:39:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/12/27/giving-cookies-to-the-french/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_2712.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2712</image:title><image:caption>Cookies solve everthing...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:39:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/03/16/les-poules/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:38:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/06/22/requiem/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:38:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/06/27/on-taxis/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:38:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/07/07/peak-civilization/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fezzikinparis-20160702-wp_20160702_20_46_26_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160702-WP_20160702_20_46_26_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Incorrect order; send that thing back.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:38:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/08/16/oh-look-a-birthday-purrito/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:37:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/07/27/watching-the-tour-de-france-in-three-pictures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0697.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0697</image:title><image:caption>...for less than a minute of this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0679.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0679</image:title><image:caption>Nearly five hours of this...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0643.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0643</image:title><image:caption>...followed by around 29 minutes of this...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:37:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/07/20/picture-dump-three/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0482.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0482</image:title><image:caption>The finale.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0466.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0466</image:title><image:caption>We called these "champagne fireworks."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0428.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0428</image:title><image:caption>The best damn picture I took all day. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0401.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0401</image:title><image:caption>It's all fun and games until someone needs an ambulance.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0398.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0398</image:title><image:caption>A decent picture of the Tour Eiffel prior to the fireworks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0356.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0356</image:title><image:caption>Bringing up the rear of the parade, a unit in WWI-era attire.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0347.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0347</image:title><image:caption>The fire brigade's mechanized equipment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0340</image:title><image:caption>Anybody need a bridge?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0337</image:title><image:caption>You know that a country has a long history with (in) Africa when truck-mounted SAMs are part of the standard retinue.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0327.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0327</image:title><image:caption>Funky.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:37:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/07/11/two-bottle-thursday/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:37:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/07/13/picture-dump-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0124.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0124</image:title><image:caption>Where Velibs go to die.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0108-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0108 - Copy</image:title><image:caption>Per the Purrito: "An interesting juxtaposition of the old and the new"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0102-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0102 - Copy</image:title><image:caption>I hate Laplace transforms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0093-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0093 - Copy</image:title><image:caption>It only took a dozen or so pictures to get one with the damn flag waving.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0085-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0085 - Copy</image:title><image:caption>Along the Champs-Élysées. No clue as to how one goes about getting seats, but we're planning on getting those small French flags and waving them like de Gaulle himself is coming down the road.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0076-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0076 - Copy</image:title><image:caption>Slightly closer view. The President reviews the troops from this stand (located in the middle of Place de Concorde).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0075-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0075 - Copy</image:title><image:caption>Preparations for Monday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0074-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0074 - Copy</image:title><image:caption>Tree out of nowhere.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0049-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0049 - Copy</image:title><image:caption>A lovely boat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc_0038-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0038 - Copy</image:title><image:caption>A garden barge. Yes, a garden planted on top of a brage, which is then apparently towed around and moored in random places along the river.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:36:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/07/03/pigeons-be-like/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:36:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/24/access/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wp_20140623_002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A roller crane truck</image:title><image:caption>Through the window</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:36:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/29/mattress-out-of-nowhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wp_20140627_011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WP_20140627_011</image:title><image:caption>Stinky.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wp_20140627_004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WP_20140627_004</image:title><image:caption>Oh, yeah... this is Invalides.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:36:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/26/david-bowie-was-right/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:36:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/23/you-cant-even-drive-stick-johnny/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:36:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/20/our-street-at-midnight/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:35:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/12/fiat-lux/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/15/laundry/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:35:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/12/public-adjustments/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:35:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/09/a-fezzik-arrival/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:35:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/09/continuing-to-play-catch-up/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:35:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/08/catching-up/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:35:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/04/fezzik-in-transit/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/06/03/airports/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:34:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/05/28/anomalies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wp_20140524_001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WP_20140524_001</image:title><image:caption>An establishing shot of the cat tree in question</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wp_20140524_002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WP_20140524_002</image:title><image:caption>The cat tree, looking worse for wear</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:34:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/05/23/11-days-out-until-departure/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:34:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/05/21/picture-dump/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_0063.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0063</image:title><image:caption>Guinea Hens from a weekend bird market. I have yet to decide whether you're supposed to eat them or not...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_0025.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0025</image:title><image:caption>Charlemagne, outside Notre Dame</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_0007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0007</image:title><image:caption>The huge mall in La Defense, taken from the steps of the Grande Arche</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_0118.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0118</image:title><image:caption>The Grande Arche from the back (Nanterre side)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_0104.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0104</image:title><image:caption>A train on the M1 line (the Arc de Triomphe is in the background, Neuilly in-between)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_0098.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0098</image:title><image:caption>Part of the La Defense skyline (from the esplanade outside the mall)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:33:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/05/21/silent-chaos/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:33:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/05/12/my-first-time-on-a-plane-for-10-hours-and-a-second-arrival/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/05/12/gorgeous-weather-for-an-hour/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:33:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/05/09/on-silence/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:33:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/05/01/the-only-cat-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_0143-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0143 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:33:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/05/01/la-defense/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_0123.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0123</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:32:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/04/18/technical-difficulties/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:32:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/04/20/lethnique/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:32:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/04/12/first-world-problems/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:32:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/04/11/hercules/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:32:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/04/07/on-yokelism/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:32:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/04/06/bad-burrito-brah/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:31:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/04/03/troubleshooting/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:31:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/08/21/productivity-issues/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:31:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/09/30/transportation/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:30:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/09/02/empty-boats/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/09/12/winged-victory/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:30:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/09/22/nourriture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_0062.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voila!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_0058.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GREAT wine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_0056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>veggies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_0082.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fromage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_0081.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boulanger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_0080.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fish Monger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_0079.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Veggies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:30:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/10/30/422/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wp_20141027_002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WP_20141027_002</image:title><image:caption>Scary.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:29:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/11/02/london-let-down-part-one/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:29:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/11/10/alternate-paths/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20141009-dsc_0772.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141009-DSC_0772</image:title><image:caption>Even the trees are starting to complain about the wind.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:29:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/11/15/433/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:29:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/11/18/rouen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20141016-dsc_09331.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141016-DSC_0933</image:title><image:caption>The square where the English (or English proxies, if we want to be pedantic) burned Joan of Arc.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20141016-dsc_09231.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141016-DSC_0923</image:title><image:caption>The &lt;em&gt;Gros Horloge&lt;/em&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20141016-dsc_08691.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141016-DSC_0869</image:title><image:caption>A statue of Joan in one of the cathedral's alcoves</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20141016-dsc_08641.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141016-DSC_0864</image:title><image:caption>The tomb in which Richard the Lionhearted's heart resides.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20141016-dsc_08431.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141016-DSC_0843</image:title><image:caption>Stained glass from inside the cathedral</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20141015-dsc_08101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141015-DSC_0810</image:title><image:caption>The &lt;em&gt;Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Rouen&lt;/em&gt;.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:29:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/11/21/holiday-plans-and-the-final-bit-of-london-let-down/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:29:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/11/30/wine-conventions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20141031-dsc_1021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141031-DSC_1021</image:title><image:caption>The beaujolais nouveau wasn't actully from the show, and we bought two bottles of the champagne with the blue label.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:28:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/11/30/nunc-est-bibendum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20140910-dsc_0392.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140910-DSC_0392</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this is from the Paris Auto Show held earlier this year.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20141031-dsc_1029.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141031-DSC_1029</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:28:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/12/06/picture-dump-the-louvre/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141205-dsc_1097.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141205-DSC_1097</image:title><image:caption>You have encountered a wandering bard. Roll for initiative.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141205-dsc_1095.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141205-DSC_1095</image:title><image:caption>Not now, honey. The Purrito and I have giggled at this painting both times we've run across it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141205-dsc_1092.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141205-DSC_1092</image:title><image:caption>People with cellphones aka The Mona Lisa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141205-dsc_1088.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141205-DSC_1088</image:title><image:caption>My mistress. Sorry, Purrito.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141205-dsc_1076.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141205-DSC_1076</image:title><image:caption>Looking out onto the Louvre courtyard (with Tuileries beyond).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141205-dsc_1073.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141205-DSC_1073</image:title><image:caption>Pigeons!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141205-dsc_1069.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141205-DSC_1069</image:title><image:caption>A window latch from inside the Louis exhibit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141205-dsc_1066.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141205-DSC_1066</image:title><image:caption>Drafting tools.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141205-dsc_1059.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141205-DSC_1059</image:title><image:caption>A timepiece from the Louis XIV - Louis XVI rooms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141205-dsc_1055.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141205-DSC_1055</image:title><image:caption>A shot of the apparently-recently-renovated wing (Richelieu).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:28:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/12/22/farewell-pierre/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:28:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/12/23/500/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141222-dsc_1638.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141222-DSC_1638</image:title><image:caption>Incredibly large shrimp.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:28:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/12/25/an-expat-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141224-dsc_1653.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141224-DSC_1653</image:title><image:caption>Vorenus, in his festive sweater.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/20141224-dsc_1647.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141224-DSC_1647</image:title><image:caption>The decorative spread, complete with festive llama.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:28:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/01/02/picture-dump-versailles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20141220-dsc_1621.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141220-DSC_1621</image:title><image:caption>The chateau exterior, as seen from the courtyard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20141220-dsc_1618.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141220-DSC_1618</image:title><image:caption>Courtyard view towards the street.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20141220-dsc_1614.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141220-DSC_1614</image:title><image:caption>Fucking Laplace.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20141220-dsc_1606.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141220-DSC_1606</image:title><image:caption>The queen's bedroom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20141220-dsc_1595.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141220-DSC_1595</image:title><image:caption>The king's bedroom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20141220-dsc_1589.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141220-DSC_1589</image:title><image:caption>A random aesthetically-pleasing painting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20141220-dsc_1584.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141220-DSC_1584</image:title><image:caption>A nice ceiling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20141220-dsc_1575.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141220-DSC_1575</image:title><image:caption>Sheep in a field.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20141220-dsc_1555.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141220-DSC_1555</image:title><image:caption>Fezzik sheep.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20141220-dsc_1540.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20141220-DSC_1540</image:title><image:caption>Donkey!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/01/03/pompidont/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:27:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/01/05/the-more-you-know/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:27:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/02/06/no-i-do-not-want-to-biggie-size-for-a-nickel-more/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:27:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/02/16/first-world-problems-2/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:27:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/01/16/sans-purrito/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:26:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/01/17/invalides-as-seen-by-a-fish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20150117-dsc_1821.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150117-DSC_1821</image:title><image:caption>My shadow ruins it, but the perspective is kinda neat. (Thanks for the idea, dude-laying-on-the-cannon-holding-an-iPhone-to-the-gun-sights).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20150117-dsc_1805.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150117-DSC_1805</image:title><image:caption>This one came out better than I thought it would (just have to keep the subject at the center of the frame). (The object in question is the breastplate of a French cuirasser that was killed at Waterloo).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20150117-dsc_1796-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150117-DSC_1796-2</image:title><image:caption>...and photo de-fished.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20150117-dsc_1796.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150117-DSC_1796</image:title><image:caption>Statue before....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20150117-dsc_1787.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150117-DSC_1787</image:title><image:caption>Shiny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20150117-dsc_1786.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150117-DSC_1786</image:title><image:caption>Better framing here, but worse lighting conditions.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20150117-dsc_1785.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150117-DSC_1785</image:title><image:caption>The ceiling of the tomb. another instance of large circular object plus spherical working fairly well together.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20150117-dsc_1784.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150117-DSC_1784</image:title><image:caption>The tomb of Napoleon  as seen from above. The framing is slightly off, but I like this picture. A lot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20150117-dsc_1775.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150117-DSC_1775</image:title><image:caption>Large area, inside photography: the reason I bought my first fisheye several years ago (that and boredom, I suppose).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20150117-dsc_1766.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150117-DSC_1766</image:title><image:caption>Not that interesting at first glance; the cobblestones, however, make the distortion evident, as do the apparently concave walls to either side of the frame.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:26:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/01/22/birthday-post-script/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wp_20150121_002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WP_20150121_002</image:title><image:caption>Magnum bottles. Glorious, aren't they?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:26:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/02/03/picture-dump-saint-denis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150131-dsc_1894.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150131-DSC_1894</image:title><image:caption>The inhabitants of the ossuary (removed from their quicklime pits during the restoration).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150131-dsc_1891.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150131-DSC_1891</image:title><image:caption>The supposed burial place of Saint-Denis. (Supposed due to the lack of any human corpses)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150131-dsc_1889.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150131-DSC_1889</image:title><image:caption>The Bourbon crypt, which contains Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette's re-interred remains.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150131-dsc_1885.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150131-DSC_1885</image:title><image:caption>The heart of the 10-year-old dauphin, who was neglected to death. Secretly preserved by the physician that performed the autopsy, the heart was guarded by various royal families and finally DNA tested and interred in 2004.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150131-dsc_1882.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150131-DSC_1882</image:title><image:caption>Marie Antionette and Louis XVI (commissioned during the restoration by Louis XVIII).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150131-dsc_1871.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150131-DSC_1871</image:title><image:caption>The altar, flanked by stained glass windows.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150131-dsc_1865.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150131-DSC_1865</image:title><image:caption>One of the more elaborate tombs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150131-dsc_1860.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150131-DSC_1860</image:title><image:caption>A fair number of the effigies have dogs or lions at their feet (in at least one case, the animal was snuggled up to the feet, as opposed to being stood on). The ferret seems to be unique, though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150131-dsc_1857.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150131-DSC_1857</image:title><image:caption>The sculpture from one of the many (empty) cadaver tombs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150131-dsc_1855.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150131-DSC_1855</image:title><image:caption>Fleurs-de-lis on the exterior façade.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:26:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/02/15/happy-stand-in-line-day-a-k-a-valentines-day-in-paris/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:25:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/02/20/disney-daze-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/wp_20150219_008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WP_20150219_008</image:title><image:caption>....can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/wp_20150219_006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WP_20150219_006</image:title><image:caption>Dante would be trembling.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:25:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/03/01/formatting-changes/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:25:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/03/03/et-tu-francais/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/03/15/abandon-ship/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:24:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/03/15/expectations/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:24:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/03/22/this-is-a-slug/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:24:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/03/24/i-was-feeling-kind-of-seasick/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/03/25/picture-dump-opera-garnier/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:24:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/03/30/a-milestone/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/02/panic-at-the-apartment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/amsterdam-flpasotraspaso.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amsterdam-flpasotraspaso</image:title><image:caption>Leaning Houses in amsterdam. We did not take this picture, but it is one of my favorites.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:23:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/06/marmottan/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:23:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/07/nocturnal-wandering/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:23:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/08/peep-peep-peep/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:22:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/30/je-ne-suis-pas-interesse/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:22:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/05/29/floating-physically-and-metaphorically/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:22:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/08/09/perfectly-parisian/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:21:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/08/30/wrong-sound-track/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/haircut-manager.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haircut manager</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:21:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/07/05/des-pigeons-sur-le-balcon/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/07/13/respite/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:02:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/07/06/back-in-the-saddle/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-06T17:17:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/07/03/mini-picture-dump-amused/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-03T17:48:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/06/15/exile/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-18T07:54:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/06/14/en-greve/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-14T20:25:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/06/07/a-question-answered/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/fezzikinparis-20160604-dsc_6917.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160604-DSC_6917</image:title><image:caption>Bread-munching bastard.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-05T18:10:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/06/05/inondation/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-05T18:00:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/06/04/contredanse/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-04T07:04:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/05/26/interlude-nimes/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-26T20:01:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/05/02/bonus-picture-dump-rolling-hills-of-the-renaissance/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-16T09:02:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/05/16/amsterdam-parenthetically/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-16T09:00:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/05/01/cerca-trova/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-01T19:23:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/04/21/minty-fresh/</loc><lastmod>2016-04-21T04:12:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/04/09/stilted/</loc><lastmod>2016-04-09T16:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/04/03/an-observation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/fezzikinparis-20160402-dsc_6477.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160402-DSC_6477</image:title><image:caption>&lt;em&gt;Le Nôtre:&lt;/em&gt; expensive, aesthetically pleasing, tasty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-03T15:58:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/03/28/macguffin/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-28T17:35:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/03/29/london-ring-no-answer/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-28T12:51:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/03/13/circumstance/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-13T08:30:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/03/02/salon-de-lagriculture-edition-2016/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-02T19:36:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/02/21/quiet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fezzikinparis-20160213-dsc_6021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160213-DSC_6021</image:title><image:caption>It's a pastry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-21T16:26:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/02/07/picture-dump-retromobile/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-07T18:09:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/02/03/nonlinguistic-symbols/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-03T18:09:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/01/28/where-did-the-damn-statue-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fezzikinparis-20160128-wp_20160128_13_25_06_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160128-WP_20160128_13_25_06_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Oh. There she is.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-28T20:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/01/20/with-a-bit-of-rock-music-everything-is-fine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fezzikinparis-20160116-wp_20160116_11_59_40_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160116-WP_20160116_11_59_40_Pro</image:title><image:caption>The bowsprit is obviously new.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fezzikinparis-20160116-wp_20160116_12_04_02_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160116-WP_20160116_12_04_02_Pro</image:title><image:caption>The far-too-tall stern of the vessel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fezzikinparis-20160116-wp_20160116_18_37_36_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160116-WP_20160116_18_37_36_Pro</image:title><image:caption>An anarchist goose with a scarf. I'd make a McCarthyism-related joke, but then I'd remember that it's an election year back in the States.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fezzikinparis-20160116-wp_20160116_20_14_59_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160116-WP_20160116_20_14_59_Pro</image:title><image:caption>The main métro entrances are elaborately decorated.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fezzikinparis-20160116-wp_20160116_12_12_14_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160116-WP_20160116_12_12_14_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Reproductions of the garish decorations that were affixed to the rear of the vessel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fezzikinparis-20160116-dsc_5887.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160116-DSC_5887</image:title><image:caption>This was located on the island to the south of ours. It's apparently now a spiffy conference center.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fezzikinparis-20160116-dsc_5871.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160116-DSC_5871</image:title><image:caption>The mornings were a touch cold.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/blog-header1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blog header-</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fezzikinparis-20160116-dsc_5880.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160116-DSC_5880</image:title><image:caption>It's a ferry. A cold, wet ferry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fezzikinparis-20160116-wp_20160116_11_56_17_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160116-WP_20160116_11_56_17_Pro</image:title><image:caption>The Swedish royals at the time had a thing for Rome.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-20T19:57:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/01/13/paper-tigers/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-12T19:06:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/01/12/la-malediction-du-black-pearl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/blog-header.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blog header-</image:title><image:caption>It's the theatre.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fezzikinparis-20160108-wp_20160108_19_41_56_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160108-WP_20160108_19_41_56_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Probably the theatre.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-12T19:02:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/01/12/final-thoughts-on-reveillon/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-12T18:35:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/01/10/crack-is-bad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fezzikinparis-20160109-dsc_5835.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20160109-DSC_5835</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-10T17:10:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2016/01/01/time-is-a-flat-circle-aint-no-party-like-a-gatsby-party/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-31T08:26:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/12/31/a-crazy-handful-of-nothin/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-31T07:15:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/12/31/or-not/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-31T07:14:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/12/30/picture-dump-chateau-de-vincennes/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-30T09:14:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/12/28/mini-picture-dump-invalides/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-28T09:05:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/12/19/picture-dump-marche-de-noel/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-19T08:13:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/12/17/in-fog/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-17T18:35:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/12/11/in-search-of-joseph-ducreux/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-10T20:31:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/12/10/ground-i-wonder-if-it-will-be-friends-with-me/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-10T20:07:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/12/02/funeral-march/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-02T18:27:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/11/29/probable-dumb-idea-of-the-week-friendsgiving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fezzikinparis-20151128-wp_20151128_18_34_48_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20151128-WP_20151128_18_34_48_Pro</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-29T11:22:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/11/25/rain-food-and-a-tangent/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-25T18:47:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/11/21/picture-dump-athens/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-21T10:04:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/11/21/this-post-is-not-about-athens/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-21T07:07:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/11/12/more-candy-incoming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fezzikinparis-20151107-dsc_5004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20151107-DSC_5004</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-11T07:49:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/11/11/opera-out-of-nowhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fezzikinparis-20151108-wp_20151108_20_55_28_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20151108-WP_20151108_20_55_28_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Not a bad venue.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-11T07:39:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/11/11/well-catch-a-little-fox/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-11T07:29:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/11/07/lunch-with-the-pigeons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fezzikinparis-20151103-wp_20151103_13_36_35_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20151103-WP_20151103_13_36_35_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Big pimpin' here even has a fashionable leg band.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-07T09:23:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/10/29/this-post-is-not-about-rome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fezzikinparis-20151028-wp_20151028_12_34_24_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20151028-WP_20151028_12_34_24_Pro</image:title><image:caption>Apropos of jack shit, here's a picture of &lt;em&gt;La Défense&lt;/em&gt;; they're starting to assemble the Christmas village that will inhabit the parvis through the end of December.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-29T17:49:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/10/22/dumb-idea-of-the-week-going-to-oktoberfest/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-22T08:56:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/10/19/picassomeh/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-19T18:11:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/10/07/dumb-idea-of-the-week-straying-from-the-path-of-chicken-and-vegetables/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-07T16:49:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/10/03/le-week-end-dernier/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-03T08:51:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/10/03/picture-dump-paris-sans-voiture/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-03T08:26:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/09/27/cest-le-mort/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-27T07:19:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/09/18/failure-states/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-18T10:40:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/09/13/picture-dump-la-parisienne/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-13T14:37:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/09/14/thumb-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fezzikinparis-20150911-wp_20150911_12_49_22_pro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fezzikinparis-20150911-WP_20150911_12_49_22_Pro</image:title><image:caption>We can probably assume that this thumb was the loser.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-13T06:32:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/09/13/junk/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-13T06:28:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/09/02/science-and-progress/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-02T18:59:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/08/26/maybe-its-my-add-baby/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-26T04:15:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/08/19/three-places-and-some-pigeons/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-19T18:34:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/08/15/picture-dump-chapelle-expiatoire/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T06:29:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/08/13/i-cant-velib-this-sht/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-14T10:06:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/08/11/time-is-a-flat-circle/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-11T09:55:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/08/06/kafkaesque/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-06T19:23:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/13/sprung/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-04T09:48:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/07/27/rouen-iv/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-04T09:47:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/08/03/im-alarmed-that-nobodys-alarmed/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-03T19:09:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/07/26/picture-dump-le-tour-de-france-2015/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-26T18:06:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/07/21/dumb-idea-of-the-week-activating-our-cards/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-21T18:25:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/07/14/reprise-bastille-day/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-14T12:00:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/07/11/on-budapest/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-11T07:29:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/06/24/picture-dump-musee-des-arts-et-metiers/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-05T18:24:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/07/05/on-heat-the-green-place/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-05T18:23:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/06/25/chat-in-the-window/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-23T17:53:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/06/23/metro-interruptus/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-23T17:22:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/06/20/planar-geometry/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-20T09:25:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/06/14/closing-a-loop/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-14T15:38:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/06/06/on-heat/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-06T06:34:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/06/06/last-cow/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-06T06:29:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/05/28/mechanical-bullshit/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-28T18:59:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/05/28/its-how-steak-is-done/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-28T18:13:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/05/24/no-sex-in-the-champagne-room/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-24T07:32:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/05/05/lyin-in-belgium/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-05T20:00:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/29/gaulthique/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-29T11:49:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/30/lunch-interrupted/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-29T11:49:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/12/choclobster/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-26T09:31:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/18/sur-le-pont-davignon/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-26T09:31:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/19/turtle-power/</loc><lastmod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EU Pet Passport.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-26T09:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/26/evening-wandering/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-26T08:59:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/04/27/dumb-idea-of-the-week-additional-french-classes/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-26T08:18:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/03/01/picture-dump-salon-de-lagriculture/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-01T12:33:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2015/02/22/disney-daze-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150220-wp_20150220_019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150220-WP_20150220_019</image:title><image:caption>Happy goats.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150220-wp_20150220_017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150220-WP_20150220_017</image:title><image:caption>Ducks (and muck) from It's a Small World.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150220-wp_20150220_016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150220-WP_20150220_016</image:title><image:caption>Everything is shrimpies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150220-wp_20150220_014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150220-WP_20150220_014</image:title><image:caption>This thing resides under the castle. It's well worth staring at for a few minutes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150220-wp_20150220_006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150220-WP_20150220_006</image:title><image:caption>Does this really need a caption?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150220-wp_20150220_005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150220-WP_20150220_005</image:title><image:caption>The Armageddon "armadillo."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150220-wp_20150220_004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150220-WP_20150220_004</image:title><image:caption>Part of the sign for the Aerosmith coaster. CDs are the cool format now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150220-wp_20150220_003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150220-WP_20150220_003</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this attraction is basically a 15-minute-long advertisement for that Armageddon. The one that came out in 1998.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150220-wp_20150220_001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150220-WP_20150220_001</image:title><image:caption>Aside from the line, this was the only thing worth photographing from Ratatouille (yes, this is directed at the British "mum" in front of us who was waving her iPad mini around while snapping pics of the 3D images projected during the ride).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-22T13:56:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/03/30/an-arrival-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-21T12:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/03/31/pop-chips/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-21T12:01:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com/2014/04/05/cell-phones/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-21T12:01:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fezzikinparis.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2023-06-18T18:49:00+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
