Fezzik In Paris

Two Americans, three cats, and too many places named "de Gaulle"

The post about our weekend in Avignon is turning out to be a monster; as I type this, the gallery is slowly uploading. As we returned home fairly early in the afternoon, we made the decision to try our most impressive easter-related acquisition: the chocolate lobster. Dark chocolate lobsters: yet another reason I don’t ever …

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Surprises are, by nature, unexpected events. Surprises can be fun: “LOOK! They offer PADDLE BOAT RIDES!!!” Surprises can be sweet: “Aw! You bought me lobster-shaped chocolate from my favorite candy shop!” Surprises can be comical: ” When she saw the car, she passed out and fell into a garbage can!” And, everyone’s least favorite, surprises …

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It was one year ago today that I groggily disembarked from a plane, hopped in a taxi that, in retrospect, overcharged me, and found myself in an aparthotel at the back end of La Défense. As the Purrito will rightly state, our official expatriation anniversary is not until June, but it was at this time …

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Having backed out of a meetup at the very last minute, I heeded the Purrito’s departing suggestion and headed to the pharmacy down the street for Zyrtec and Dolirhume (paracematol and pseudoephedrine). I was greeted by a sign posted in the window saying that they were experiencing a fermeture exceptionelle. I turned away from the …

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French has officially infiltrated my stress nightmares. Despite the fact that college will be nine years in the past as of May, I still periodically have the oh-shit-missed-an-exam/failed-an-exam/haven’t-attended-this-class-at-all-and-it’s-the-last-day-of-the-semester dream. Last night, however, brought an interesting variation: my high school German teacher was proctoring a French exam. I completed most of the exam, came to a …

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I somewhat randomly decided that the old theme was ugly and switched the site over to a different theme; while I’m fairly pleased with the result thus far, we’ll be tweaking how things look (my sense of aesthetics trends towards “irregular”). Change is good, right?