Fezzik In Paris

Two Americans, three cats, and too many places named "de Gaulle"

At the beginning of the period of lunacy that we otherwise referred to as December 2014, the Purrito and I went to see the Jeff Koons exhibit at Pompidou Centre (the Purrito was supposed to be working on a post entitled Pompidon’t (given that the hold period for the name has expired, I’m shamelessly appropriating …

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Contrary to the potential implication of the title, this isn’t a tale of woe; we’re not feeling alienated, lonely, isolated, or fantasizing about being the main character in that Folgers commercial that’s (probably still) being aired, despite the fact that Peter finished college, married his sweetheart, became a banker, developed a coke habit, voted for …

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After the Purrito returned from the airport, we went to Galleries Lafayette, which is probably the largest department store in Paris. We went with a purpose: the Purrito wanted to show me the “ridiculously huge” shrimp that she and her friend had seen when they browsed through the seafood section of the market. We bought …

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The Purrito is currently en route to the airport. She’s not the one that will be boarding a plane, however; a friend of hers that stayed with us for a week is headed back home. Said friend looked tired as she headed out the door; having watched (and occasionally accompanied) as she and the Purrito …

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Categories: life

This guy: has a name: Bibendum, which is typically shortened to Bib. This book: uses his head as an icon to denote less expensive (they normalize it to the area, not that anybody gives a shit) but noteworthy places to eat. Constant, mentioned in the previous post, merits one of these Bib heads (we’ve taken …

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Categories: food

We spent Saturday at the Salon des vins des Vignerons Indépendants, which is to say that we spent the day wandering around the convention center at Porte de Versailles trying wine, grousing about how heavy the bottles we bought wound up being (our final haul of six bottles was over my shoulder at one point, …

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We are currently in the Upper Normandy region, in Rouen, having embarked on another one of our short jaunts out of Paris. The Purrito is currently asleep (I’m the earlier riser, having developed a demanding internal alarm clock), so I’m sitting here, near the front door of the hotel room, furtively tapping on my Surface, …

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