If a pillow slides down a chair, and a cat is not there to sit on it, does anyone notice? Fezzik witnessed such a furniture shift. and didn’t hesitate to take advantage; he now refuses to sit on the chair unless the pillow is horizontal.
If a pillow slides down a chair, and a cat is not there to sit on it, does anyone notice? Fezzik witnessed such a furniture shift. and didn’t hesitate to take advantage; he now refuses to sit on the chair unless the pillow is horizontal.
The painters sent to repair the damage incurred during the Great Water Leak of August 2015 did not perform as expected; while they were supposed to have isolated the rooms being painted with plastic and tape, they did not. Nor did they move anything whatsoever back into place, clean up after themselves, or refrain from …
Ockham would ascribe my predicament to the glass on the table, but I should note that I don’t feel like the empty bottles of prosecco are sufficient to explain why I appeared to be drinking with one of the cats.
This is why we can’t have nice things. As the miniature sapins that would actually fit in our flat are rapidly approaching their expiration date, we bought a small cypress tree; it’s apparently hardy and thus should survive in the planter on the balcony once we’re finished staring at it, it’s “green” per the Purrito, …
In other news, we are now sharing our bedroom (the sole cat-free zone in the flat) with an internet-procured 10kg bag of cat food; the more reasonable 3.5kg bags helpfully found at BHV contain sufficient food for all of three or so weeks.
Seriously, Fezzik?
Also known as the-face-that-Fezzik-gave-me-after-he-was-forbidden-from-eating-Aurora’s-food.
It has long been the opinion of the editorial board that Fezzik needs a job; at 11 kilos and a size larger than the majority of the dogs seen on Paris streets, there is simply no reason that Fezzik could not find a career as a rat catcher or a draft horse. Unlike Fezzik, the …
Fezzik In Paris 